Important Notice For Bird Flew Readers

Due to unavoidable circumstance, Melvin Fruitnose has had to cancel all further public engagements until further notice. His management and BFP apologise for any inconvenience.

In an effort to expedite M. Fruitnose's return to the guest speaking circuit, BFP has employed Grey Area Detective Agency. BF Press will keep all the loyal readers informed where expedient and possible.

With thanks for your understanding,

S.T. Ribbon.

Welcome Readers

We at Bird Flew Press are proud to bring the finest in academic, arcane and philosophical publishing.

Some of the titles on offer from our world beating stable of authors include.

• Rare Scottish Clothing of the 18th and 19th Century: Duncan Jablonsky
  
  
• The Lesser Gods, and Where They Put Them: N. Pernold
  
  
• Missing Musical Notes: Chumbly Driwgle
  

We are also very excited to inform our readers, that Melvin Fruitnose's eagerly awaited Theres No Rhyme For Orange, Purple or Silver! is scheduled for release early next year. 

(We know the buzz that this is causing in the streets, so stay tuned for a more exact release date as we get closer to the big day!)

Your Publisher

Sally T. Ribbon