Important Notice For Bird Flew Readers

Due to unavoidable circumstance, Melvin Fruitnose has had to cancel all further public engagements until further notice. His management and BFP apologise for any inconvenience.

In an effort to expedite M. Fruitnose's return to the guest speaking circuit, BFP has employed Grey Area Detective Agency. BF Press will keep all the loyal readers informed where expedient and possible.

With thanks for your understanding,

S.T. Ribbon.